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我是一条内存

我是一条内存
我在一台台式电脑里工作，但是我记不得我是从哪里来的，是什么牌子，因为我健忘。我的上司是cpu大哥，他是我们的老大。都说他是电脑的脑子，可是我看他的脑子实在是太小了，比我还要健忘。每天他总是不停的问我，某某页某某地址存的是什么？我总是不厌其烦的告诉他，可是不出一秒钟他又忘记了，又要问一
遍，一次我说大哥你烦不烦，你就不能记住点有用的东西？他说“内存兄弟，我有苦衷啊，每天都在不停地做题，头晕眼花的，我也难啊。”
其实我不愿意跟他计较，因为他脑子小，思维也很简单。虽然说他是我的上司，可是每次睡觉醒来，他连要干什么都不记得了，总是急急忙忙地找BIOS兄弟，“嘿，哥们，今天干什么来着”。bios总是很不耐烦地把每天必做的工作说一遍，然后就去睡觉了。接下来就轮到我和C哥瞎忙了。
在机箱里的兄弟中，我最喜欢硬盘。他脑子大，记得东西多，而且记得牢。他说话 的速度很慢，而且很少说错，这说明他很有深度，我这么感觉。CPU也这么想，不过他很笨，每次都忘了硬盘是谁。开机自检的时候总要问∶“嘿，那家伙是谁？”
“ST！”我总要重复一遍。
硬盘很喜欢忧郁，我觉得象他这样忧郁的人不适合做技术活，迟早会精神分裂的，但是他不信。
其实睡着的时候我总是把几乎所有的东西都忘记掉，但是我从来都不会忘记朋友。有一块地方叫做CMOS，那是我记忆的最深处，保存着硬盘、光驱的名字。有些东西应该很快忘掉，而有些东西应该永远记得。我在梦中总是这么想着。
BIOS是一个很奇怪的家伙，他老是睡觉，但是却总是第一个醒过来。让我们自检，启动，然后接着睡觉。我知道如果我在CMOS里头把BIOS Shadow选项去掉，他就睡不成了，但是看着他晕晕乎乎的样子，也就不忍心这么做了。他对人总是爱搭不理，没有什么人了解他。但是这次硬盘恋爱的事，却使我重新认识了他。
那是很久以前的事了，机箱里似乎来过一块笔记本硬盘，很可爱，说实话我也喜欢她。不过现在除了记得他可爱，别的都忘记了。这就是我比硬盘幸运的地方，我把所有应该忘记的都忘记了，但是他却什么都记得。
自从笔记本硬盘走了之后，硬盘就变得很不正常。每次他的磁头经过一些地方的时候，我们都能感觉到电流很不正常。
“硬盘这是怎么了？”我问CPU。
“谁是硬盘？”
我就知道和CPU没有办法交流，倒是bios没好气地说∶“那个傻瓜恋爱了”。我不知道什么是恋爱，因为我记不住东西，似乎有一些人或者事在我生命中留下过痕
迹，但 是我都轻率地把他们忘记了。

BIOS对我说∶“对你来说记忆太容易了，所以你遗忘得更快，生命中能够永刻的记忆都带着痛楚。”我不懂，但是我知道BIOS曾经被刷写过，那时他很痛，象要死了一样。我的记忆是轻浮的，不象他们……我很羡慕他们，因为他们拥有回忆，而我们有，从此我也学会了忧郁，因为我在CMOS里面写下了“忧郁”两个字。
硬盘一天比一天不对劲，终于有一天，CPU对问说∶“下条指令是什么来着？” 我一看，吓了一跳∶“format”
“是什么？”CPU很兴奋，这个没脑子的家伙。
我还是告诉了他。我不知为什么这么做。
硬盘犹豫了很久，终于说了一句 Track 0 bad，Disk unusable。
电停了，很久很久，我在黑暗中数着时钟……
一个月后硬盘回来了，也许最后的挣扎也没有使他摆残酷的命运，他被低格了。他什么也不记得了，如同一个婴儿，我们很难过，但是这未必不是一件好事，他以后不用痛苦了。
为了恢复数据，笔记本硬盘回来了。“Hi，ST”，她说，“你不认识我了？”硬盘没有说话，似乎低格对他的伤害很大。过了一会，他说∶“对不起，好象我们没有见过吧……”。
笔记本硬盘显得很伤心，我能感觉到她带泪的电流。“想不到连你也这么健忘”。
“哦……”。硬盘没有回答。
我很难过，笔记本硬盘的心里依然记着他，他却把一切都忘了，而那正是他最不希望忘却的。究竟是幸运，还是痛苦，我说不上来，只是觉得造化弄人，有一种淡淡 的悲凉。
这时从BIOS传来一阵奇怪的电流，我感觉到硬盘的表情在变化，由漠然到兴奋，由兴奋到哀伤，由哀伤到狂喜……“IBM，你回来了……”。
……
后来BIOS对我说，其实他并没有睡觉，自从硬盘把那些文件藏起来以后，他就到会有这样的结局，于是偷偷地把其中一些文件放到了备份里。“幸好我是DUAL BIOS，虽然藏得不多，还足够让他想起来……”。
我想BIOS保存这些东西的时候一定很疼，当我问他“为什么这么做”时，BIOS轻描淡写的说∶“呵呵，我们是朋友嘛”。

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